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native korean speaker offering korean translations for cod fic

hi. i’m a native korean speaker. please imagine the mortification of reading really bad google translate in a fic. that’s me trying to read horangi content. if you need advice or translations my messages are wide fucking open.

in the meanwhile here is a list of common curse words and other phrases.

  • 새끼 (saeggi) - fucker
  • 개새끼 (gaesaeggi) - son of a bitch
  • 개같다 (gaegatda) - “like a dog”- (this) fucking sucks
  • 망했다 (manghaetda) - (this situation) is fucked/doomed
  • 미친 (michin) - that’s insane
  • 미친놈 (michinnom) - crazy motherfucker
  • 씨/에이씨 (ssi/eissi) - shit
  • 씨발 (ssibal) - fuck
  • 씨발놈 (ssibalnom) - motherfucker (equivalent, not literal meaning)
  • 씨발년 (ssibalnyeon) - motherfucker female (equivalent, not literal meaning)
  • 지랄 (jiral) - bullshit
  • 지랄 마 (jiral ma) - cut the bullshit
  • 닥쳐 (dakcheo) - shut the fuck up
  • 닥쳐 씨발 (dakcheo ssibal) - shut the FUCK UP
  • 껴져 (ggeojeo) - fuck off
  • 좇까 (jotgga) - FUCK OFF (literally; bare your cock)
  • 좇됐다 (jotdwaetda) - i’m/we’re fucked (literally; we’ve become cock)
  • 좇만한 게 (jotmanhan ge) - used to refer to something small (literally; the size of cock)
  • 좇같다 (jotgatda) - this fucking sucks (literally; this is like cock)
  • 좇같게 구네 (jotgatge gune) - (they/you)’re acting like a bitch (literally; acting like cock)
  • 좇같게 굴지 마 (jotgatge gulji ma) - stop acting like a bitch (literally; stop acting like cock)
  • 병신 (byeongsin) - fucker. (derogatory term for disabled used incredibly frequently. it is distasteful to do so, and in published media there are efforts to use the replacement below. do not use if you think your horangi would refuse to use an ableist slur.) can be fused with 새끼 to make 병신새끼
  • 등신 (deungsin) - fucker but less crass. (commonly used as a more polite version of 병신) can be fused with 새끼 to make 등신새끼
  • 싸가지가 없네 (ssagajiga eopne) - you have no fucking manners
  • 간이 배 밖으로 나왔네? (gani bae baggeuro nawatne?) - (they/you)’ve got balls (negative)

if you have any questions or want a specific phrase translated naturally, please do not feel any burden in messaging me. please. one less bad google translate using fic is one less cringe upon my soul.

Being raised by areligious jews with 0 exposure to christianity outside pop culture is so fun. One time I asked my ex-catholic friend why a picture of jesus had a bristle crown and she looked at me like I was insane. One time I heard someone mention the "lance of longinus" and responded, word for word, "Like from Evangelion?" One time during a history lesson my professor described an important monk and scholar as "Dominican" and I spent the rest of class super confused and hung up on it because I was very sure that the Dominican Republic didn't meaningfully exist as an entity back then, maybe she meant he was a native Taino or something but that's a weird way to say that and I'm pretty sure this was pre- European contact? Really fucks people up when they realize I genuinely have no idea.

This but it's my partner taking an art history class in college and the professor looking at them like they grew a second head when they answered "What came out of Jesus' wound when he was stabbed on the cross" with "...Blood?"

Additions that prove my point by mystifying me because what on earth would come out of a nail wound besides blood. Are you telling me it was something besides blood. What was jesus full of that wasn't blood. You guys are scaring me

Apparently it was water?? I guess he was also stabbed on top of being crucified (which feels like overkill imo) and water came out, which was a huge deal in medieval symbolism and also to my medieval poetry professor, who was genuinely shocked and upset that I didn’t know. This man fully docked me points because I, a whole ass Jew, hadn’t somehow heard about the secret waterballoon Jesus lore that I guess everyone is supposed to like… intuit

On the plus side, it does lead to some absolutely wild medieval Jesus art of angels tapping him like a fucking keg

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a friend of a friend went to go see passion of the christ for kicks without knowing anything about the story


when jesus was hauled up on the cross he turned to my friend and said, in all evident sincerity, 'i know they're not going to kill the main character but how's jesus getting out of this one?'

I know its fun to be like omg twitter is dying lets goooo

but its really sad that we're losing yet another form of human communication and years of information because of another ceo baby manchild. I'm going to lose contact with a bunch of friends i've made because of this and it sucks

Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

Please take this in the most encouraging and constructive way possible: replace the batteries in the CO2 detectors in your home

nonspace.